if only they made wacky youtubes about company towns

I'm obsessed with the town of Scotia, California. It is one of the last company towns in America. The entire place is owned by the Pacific Lumber Company and you can only live there if you work for said company and better yet they have a baseball field. In fact the entire place sounds so pure it makes me want to slit the throats of the impure who would dare to trod upon its virgin grounds. I wish I could stand sentinel over the entire city and use a grappling hook to swing down and slit some throats when I deemed it necessary. Scotia a beautiful place.