a bad sign

how can you tell "Transformers the Movie" is going to reek - well there are many reasons: Michael Bay, CGI, the fact that a summer blockbuster hasn't been good since "Die Hard II", the Bush administration can't be helping but the main reason is the fact that Shia Labeouf is I guess supposed to be "edgy!!" and how do you make him "edgy" - why put him in this T-shirt!! whoa!!

Paris

you only do two days in prison the day you go in and the day you get out - just ask Avon