in the wind

word is that Britney wants to be on the next Newlyweds; sadly that spot has been taken by the newest "it" couple -Sean Hannity and Nell

time warp

in a preemptive strike against the "Madden Curse" EA sports has announced who will be on the cover of the next 300
Madden football games, a sampling:

2006: Scott Peterson
2010: O.J.
2078: the decomposed body of John Madden
2195: Pat Summerall still going strong at age 210
2910: time-travel is invented this year and in the ensuing uproar EA forgets to make a madden game
2911: Bon Jovi

okay one last time

1 + 1 = duh

What happened?

I don't think Ray Lewis will be too worried about the "Madden Curse". After all once you've reached a point in your life where you can be involved in the brutal murder of two people a video game box - not so big a deal.

it's already paying off!!

the results of my ancestral homeland Missouri's decision to ban gay marriage is already paying off - here is what has happened to the show me state since they wisely passed an amendment that denies total strangers happiness:

1. all "hip-hop" thugs have embraced the light, burned their records and joined the Josh Groban street team
2. the Lord up above has used his divine power to erase the ending to Super Bowl XXXVIII - your St. Louis Rams are now the official winners - and "placekicker" (read: sodomite) Adam Vinateri is burning in eternal hellfire
3. all books featuring original old school gay lovers Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn by Hannibal, Missouri native Mark "totally gay he might as well wear leather chaps" Twain have been happily burned!!

good call: Missouri

tree snakes = Not so bad

Mississippi has a vote on Gay Marriage coming up this fall - I wonder how that's going to go? And really Mississippi if you continue to support dumbass amendments like this while your standard of living languishes somewhere behind 1960's Albania - then you're out and Guam is in - the rest of America can't take it anymore;

p.s. Doe's eat place in Greenville is still the best eats in the world

Better even than Shannon Burke!!

Jim Rome brought his "A" game for almost the whole month of July

Even if John Daly does win

I don't care if I lived next door to the Buick Open I still wouldn't go