the results of my ancestral homeland Missouri's decision to ban gay marriage is already paying off - here is what has happened to the show me state since they wisely passed an amendment that denies total strangers happiness:
1. all "hip-hop" thugs have embraced the light, burned their records and joined the Josh Groban street team
2. the Lord up above has used his divine power to erase the ending to Super Bowl XXXVIII - your St. Louis Rams are now the official winners - and "placekicker" (read: sodomite) Adam Vinateri is burning in eternal hellfire
3. all books featuring original old school gay lovers Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn by Hannibal, Missouri native Mark "totally gay he might as well wear leather chaps" Twain have been happily burned!!
good call: Missouri
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