Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Getting even staring Ben Stiller

if anybody ever bothers you from the fish-wrap known as the Washington Times and this is likely since

1. the paper is very right-wing aka loves freedom a lot
2. seems to employ the most low-budget sports columnists around

just say: "We'll at least I'm not owned by Moonies. Oh yeah and your face is busted."

only say the last part if person's face actually is busted - otherwise use at you lesiure

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, I clicked on the "Can't find it" button on the Davenport, Iowa page but I still can't find it. What's wrong with me?

The 97's play in Knoxville on Thursday, Asheville on Friday and New York freakin City on Saturday. My, that is some commute. I'll try to find them after the show and see if they have some kind of majik spaceship that will take them to NYfC in a snap.

Anonymous said...

I hope I don't get you in any kind of trouble with your lady friend, but is the Track Shack anywhere close to the Porn Shack in central FL?

Also, I noticed that Ben Stiller's wife is the women from that Brady Bunch movie. Anyway, my point is that prior to that she was in Hey Dude. I checked up on the cast of Hey Dude here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096610/) and was surprised to find that pretty much none of the other actors have done anything since. Oh Buddy, sweet, sweet Buddy.

Lindsay Hunter said...

Why is Ben Stiller staring??

And one guy from Hey Dude went on to play the illustrious and genre-shattering role of Vinnie on Blossom.

P.S. The Track Shack is the equivalent of the Porn Shack for ol' Bennie. Sad, sad Benjamin.