Sunday, April 30, 2006

mission accomplished



another year another non-invite to the White House Correspondents Dinner - I was tipped off today via carrier pigeon (or cellphone) that the media isn't covering the real story of the dinner which is that Stephen Colbert's act made the president feel sad. Listen Colbert: W. doesn't like to feel sad, haven't you figured that out already? Bad news must never reach the W. unless personally delivered from a higher power like God or Santa.

Link to performance here (this is almost like a real blog post)

no news yet on what "celebrity" guests Anna Kournikova, Drew Lachey and Ben Roethlisberger thought of the act (what no Muppets were invited?) - but I'm betting radical socialist Kournikova loved it; and raging commie Lachey apparently kicked the shit out of Missouri Rep. Roy Blunt

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